In a miraculous turn of events, former Democratic congresswoman Kathy Dahlkemper, a Catholic from Erie, Pennsylvania, finally realized what a bill contained for which she cast a vote in December of 2009. Doctors were mystified by this sudden awakening and as of this evening, have no explanation of this event.
The "event" took the form of a press release sent out by Democrats for Life in November. The statement read,
"I would have never voted for the final version of the bill if I expected the Obama Administration to force Catholic hospitals and Catholic Colleges and Universities to pay for contraception.”
One theory on which doctors are working is the idea that Ms. Dahlkemper was stricken by a mini stroke or some other debilitating disorder when she voted for the bill. This theory is based mostly on the fact that the bill was available for her to read before the vote. However, there is another theory being thrown around that the entire Democratic side of the isle was stricken by an unknown virus that affects the portion of the brain responsible for reading and comprehension. Evidence that supports this is given in this video of Nancy Pelosi who doesn't seem to know herself what is in the bill...
Doctors are hopeful that this is a sign that the other politicians who were hit with this nasty bug will soon "snap out of it", as one doctor put, under the condition of anonymity.
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